Gloomy Cat – the morning after the party

Red eyes, cheap confetti, and a spilled drink instead of champagne. The fat cat that partied too hard is now your spirit animal for every rugged chart and dead chat.

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What is Gloomy ???

«Yeah, I partied too hard. Now my head hurts, my drink’s on the floor, and the chat’s dead.»

«I’m Gloomy Cat— your new mascot.
No dreams, no moonshots. Just vibes, regret, and memes.»

That’s Gloomy!

Meet Gloomy Cat

Fat, lazy, red-eyed, with a crumpled party hat and confetti stuck in his fur. He’s not here to celebrate - he’s here to remind you the fun is already gone. Every chart crash, every dead group chat, every broken promise - that’s his natural habitat.

Gloomy Cat isn’t just a mascot. He’s the face of Gloomy.

Why
Pump.fun
?

Gloomy Cat doesn't choose — he tears up the best party. Same red eyes, same party hat, same spilled drink, same wild crowd demanding more.

One platform, one contract: on Pump.fun, called Gloomy, with a mascot in the form of a hungover cat that brings all this chaos together.

One coin,
one
Gloomy.

Tokenomics

That’s it. No taxes, no “revolutionary mechanics.” Just a fat cat stuck between a curve, waiting for you to join.

Forget the 20-page whitepapers.
Gloomy runs on the most honest system in crypto: the bonding curve.

pump.fun

one cat, one curve.

Roadmap

Phase 1

Launch

Drop the coin, drop the cat. Confetti everywhere, suddenly it’s “innovation.”

Phase 2

Growth

Spam memes until even your ex knows about Gloomy. Stickers invade every chat.

Phase 3

Expansion

Throw around words like listings and collabs. Everyone pretends this is serious business.

Phase 4

Community

Contests, raids, chaos. Basically the cat takes over your feed and you kinda like it.

Phase 5

Legacy

Gloomy Cat becomes culture. If you’re still holding, congrats - you’re Gloomy forever.

Community Hub

Gloomy isn’t just a token - it’s a hangout.
Memes, raids, contests, sticker packs, and a fat cat in the middle of it all.

This is where the jokes start, the chaos spreads, and the culture builds. If you’re holding Gloomy, you’re already part of the gang.

(and when you smash that button, Gloomy Cat slides across the screen on his own drool)

What is Gloomy
???

Buying $GLOOMY is easier than cleaning up after a party:

1 - Get a Wallet

Download Phantom or whatever keeps your degen soul happy.

2- Load Some SOL

Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.

3 - Choose Your Arena

Head to pump.fun

4- Buy $GLOOMY

Smash the button, hold the bag, embrace the Gloomy.

5- Join the Chaos

Hop in the community, spam the cat, and pretend this was financial advice.

FAQ

1- What is Gloomy?

A meme coin powered by Gloomy Cat — your new favorite mascot of post-party chaos.

2- Why pump.fun?

Because one is enough. $GLOOMY is only available on pump.fun. One cat — huge chaos.

3- Any utility?

Memes, culture, and community. That’s what makes meme coins fun (or Gloomy).

4- How do I join?

Buy Gloomy and get high, or hungover, and immersed in chaos.

5- Is this serious?

Serious enough to make you laugh, and strong enough to grow with the community.

Gloomy Cat already said it: the party’s over, but we’re still here.

Join the community, spam the cat, and embrace the Gloomy life.

Disclaimer:
$GLOOMY is a community-driven meme coin. It has no intrinsic value, no guaranteed returns, and exists purely for entertainment and cultural purposes. By buying $GLOOMY you’re joining the community and the joke - not an investment contract. Always DYOR before aping in.